Last week I received my first farm share of the summer and boy, was I excited. I knew it would mean that I’d ultimately have a friend or two over to help me consume a fabulous meal created from my recent bounty. I got a lot of greens in this share, which is good, because I LOVE GREENS. And I do enjoy collards even though I’d only had them for the first time just a few short years ago. And I’d never cooked them myself, but as I do enjoy a challenge I went to the internet for some guidance.
It seems as though it could go one of two ways: braise them in olive oil or boil them in water to death until they’re almost mushy. Since the latter was the only way I’d ever had them, I decided to go with that particular technique. After rinsing my greens well and draining them, I took several leaves at once, rolled them up cigar style and sliced them across in 1 inch segments.
Six slices of bacon cut up into pieces were heated in the pot until the fat was released. Next step, a large vidalia onion, chopped, was cooked until a little soft. Then in went the greens, some water to cover them, salt and a little bit of crushed red pepper.
After bringing to a boil, then turning down to a simmer, I went off to read War and Peace. Just kidding! But I did get a lot of other things done while they cooked away.
The recommended cooking time was about 2 hours but after that amount of time passed I still had a huge amount of water in the pot! I did have the lid on the pot for the first hour (not recommended) and clearly I could have used a lot less water. So I just let it cook away for 2 more hours until almost all of the water was gone. I feared by that point my collards would be a mushy slop, but they were still holding together well.
Easy, peasy to put together. Go ahead. Get involved in another project while you wait. You won’t forget about them on the stove. The smell will remind you that they’re there!



















